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The Surrealist Compliment Generator [24 May 2001|04:19pm]
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You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

Les caresses de tes yeux fertiles sont plus douces que toutes les gifles de tes mains rouilies.
(approximate translation: The caresses of your fertile eyes are softer than all of the slaps of your rusty hands.)
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